Tuesday, September 18, 2007

From the Nostrils of Babes

An excerpt from a conversation I had with 4 year old Moses, a boy who goes to the same baby sitter as Murphy

Moses: I was sick yesterday

Me: Me too. I had a stuffy nose. What about you?

Moses: I had a stuffy nose too, but I picked all the boogers out and ate them.

Me (in an appalled voice): Eww Moses! That's disgusting!

Moses (in and equally appalled voice): I know! I didn't do it! My hand did it!

Me: Well tell your hand that's disgusting and not to do it!

Moses: Stop it Hand! That's disgusting!
I can only hope he moves on to pre-school before he has too much of an influence on Murph!


thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...


I mean.


XOXO said...

That's absolutely hilarious!