An excerpt from a conversation I had with 4 year old Moses, a boy who goes to the same baby sitter as Murphy
Moses: I was sick yesterdayI can only hope he moves on to pre-school before he has too much of an influence on Murph!
Me: Me too. I had a stuffy nose. What about you?
Moses: I had a stuffy nose too, but I picked all the boogers out and ate them.
Me (in an appalled voice): Eww Moses! That's disgusting!
Moses (in and equally appalled voice): I know! I didn't do it! My hand did it!
Me: Well tell your hand that's disgusting and not to do it!
Moses: Stop it Hand! That's disgusting!