Thursday, December 06, 2007



I'm seriously irked.

First of all, who in their right mind makes candy canes that are cherry flavored? Secondly, if they are going to be THAT insane and make them cherry flavored why would they make them red and green? Cherry flavored food should be colored accordingly. (And don't give me that crap about the leaves being green)

I don't like red flavors, I like green flavors. If you know me, you probably know that.

Candy Canes should be peppermint flavored. If you want to make a stick of candy with a different flavor, make it a different shape.

Incase you haven't put it together yet, I was tricked into buying some of those crappy cherry candy canes. I didn't notice the words "cherry flavored" until after I had made my candy.

Ho Ho Freakin Ho

2 comments:

Tara said...

I love cherry-flavored candy canes. In fact, Jelly Belly makes a 4 flavor assortment that has cherry, apple, cotton candy, and another flavor that I can't remember. Yum. I have 3 boxes sitting in my living room. Now that I know you hate them, I won't send you any.

thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

Reminds me of the battery powered Christmas lights I bought. The packaging (which I ripped open and so cannot return) didn't mention a darn thing about "flashing."

Thought Maude was going to have a seizure.