Tuesday, December 18, 2007

A letter to the Wii scalpers worldwide

Dear Selfish Bastards,

I'll be waiting. The day after Christmas when the demand drops off and you are left trying to get back your purchase price, instead of the over inflated amount you are trying to get on EBAY right now. I'll be waiting.

I OBVIOUSLY don't love my children or spouse enough to pay double or triple the retail price that some of those other "suckers" are willing to pay. They weren't THAT good this year.

I'll be waiting. And not in the freezing cold like you probably did. But in the comfort of my own home.

Signed,

A student of Supply and Demand

5 comments:

Tara said...

OH MY GOSH! This is the third time today I've had tears in my eyes because of you! I'd write more, but I have to go to the bathroom before I pee myself from laughing so hard.

thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

Sounds like Tara has to go Wii Wii.

Carol said...
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Andres & Julia Stell said...

that was hilarious!

XOXO said...

If only you had mentioned the fact that you got phone calls in the middle of the night telling when a new shipment was in...