The slow kid ALWAYS gets tagged

I'm not really a fan of these things, but I'll try to get into the spirit of things.

Ten years ago, I was -
Finishing up my senior year of college
Going out WAY too much
Drinking too much
Sleeping too little
Trying to figure out what the heck I was going to do with my degree.

Five things on tomorrow's To Do List -
Get through the day so that I can spend my evening with Murph

What I'd do if I suddenly became a billionaire -
Pay off our bills
Set up college funds for all the youngins in my family
Buy a jet to make travel much easier
Get a pool boy

Three of my bad habits -
None. Like Mary Poppins, nearly perfect in everyway

Jobs I've had -
Waitress at Noble Romans
Dorm Food Service Worker
Waitress at Pondergrossa
Dorm Food Service Worker
Waitress at Olive Garden
Assistant Manager at Finish Line
Grad Assistant
Waitress at Crapplebee's
High School Teacher
College Adjunct
Wife
Mom (the hardest one yet)

5 things people don't know about me -

If I haven't felt like telling you those things before.... Why would I tell you now?

Fine. Here are 3

I once had to spit off the Eifel tower twice because the first one didn't make it past the platform.
Sometimes I'm amazed that I get paid for doing what I do (or more the case don't do)
I once snogged a complete stranger who looked like Fat Boy Slim.

Look up Snog, it's not as bad as you think

Then look up Fat Boy Slim and it might be as bad as you think.


*Edited to add....http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snogging

See Tara... It ISN'T that bad. I'm not sure WHAT you thought snogging was. Or what you had thought of that snogging was worse than?