(Thumb placed firmly on forehead) It wasn't me!
I hate public restrooms. (I would hold "it" all day if I could.)
I hate a stinky public restroom even more. (Do your "business" at home")
But even more than that, I hate walking into an offending restroom when no one is around, and out of it when a crowd has gathered.
Because you KNOW those people think I'm the reason it stinks.